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R.I.P. Alcohawk

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Alcohawk

Local pop-punk gateway band Alcohawk have decided to cash out their Scene PointsTM cards for dunes of coke and move on to bigger, better things. Like snorting hot dogs and fancy wines on the golf course. Or eating boogers off the street in DC. On the subject, Adam Rains reports in from his secret base in the Grinstead Hills that “I heard Graham once tried to smash Paul’s head with a stolen ATM for the last bag of meth.” Which just illuminates why Alcohawk will be playing their last show at Cahoots on October 22nd with The Slow Death, Arms Aloft, and Late Ones. They request that all folks in possession of Party Panties and Alcohawk shirts to suit up for some drunken backflips and epic ringtones played into the PA and after all of that, their set. Entrance to the event will cost you $5 and require a healthy GrahamJob (give it some gusto) to leave.